barackobama:

gifhound:

Sneaking up on Dad.

WATCH Obama’s full acceptance speech from last night.

Best.

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leemrsmn:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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psychotropicpolitics:

babysansa:

gop-circus:

FINALLY THE WHITEST DUDE IN HIP HOP TEAMS UP WITH THE WHITEST DUDE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT TO GIVE US THE BEST POLITICAL VIDEO OF 2012!! 

NO BUT REALLY GUYS WATCH THIS, IT WILL MAKE YOUR FUCKING DAY.

I cannot emphasis enough how great this is

my mind is fucking blown. the person who made this wins a medal for outstanding service to the internet.

i vote the creator of this video for POTUS.

seriously this song should be released as a single

“y’all act like you’ve never seen a mormon before”

I love the Obama cameo as well. This is poiffect.

I can’t watch. rebogging to watch later

AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

#DEAD #DYING #OMG

YOU WIN ALL THE AWARDS, INTERNET. ALL OF THEM. 

alkdsaljdfskajfk PERFECTION

Hot damn

OH MY GOD. Watch this. everyone.

ahaha yes

OMFGGGG

best thing i have ever seen

This video wins the ENTIRE INTERNET!!!!!!! Everybody go home.

JESUS. I cannot.

omg flawless

just figured i’d copy it out from the end of the video for ease, since whoever put this together is DEFINITELY worth watching, my god: find him on youtube and twitter. hot damn, that is some skill. 

OH. MY. GOD.

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textsfromhillaryclinton:

Original image by Kevin Lamarque for Reuters.

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